Hate Mail to HeroesA DJ Mayonnaise Hands and Gary Lagosian Joint

Dear Captain Overboard.
Well well well. 2 jumps overboard on a ship moving slower than the line at The Pirates of the Carribean. Woo hoo. Good for you. You got away this time.

Well I have news for you Mister. There are children starving in Africa. And you know what? Now they wont have their 3 million dollars and their still starving. I guess you think your head is so pretty that it isnt worth helping all those crying babies. I hope your REAAALLLL proud of yourself.
 
 
 
 
 
barnacles

Dear Fly Boy
You think your pretty special don't you? Appearing on Letterman, Babs Walters, 20/20 The Super Bowl. Shit they even honored your niece at The Knicks game. You think just because you saved 155 lives you don't have any blood on your hands.. But you know what you do. What about the geese you hit hot shot? You dont give a shit about them do you? Your all like I wasn't scared. I had a job to do. How inspiring really.